“Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy.” – Princess Leia, A New Hope
Happy International Women’s Day
In which I celebrate drunken selfies and drinking alone.
Grace and Frankie – Review
“I must have half the beach in my vagina!” – Frankie, Grace and Frankie.
Galentine’s Day
If I had been organised enough, this blog post would have come out in time for Valentine’s Day and not a week later. But I am not organised, and I…
STAR WARS SPECIAL PART ONE: Rogue One
“Mon Mothma: On your own from the age of fifteen; reckless, aggressive, and undisciplined.
Jyn Erso: This is a rebellion, isn’t it? I rebel.” – Rogue One.
Deadpool – Review
“[the one scene where they don’t have sex]
Wade Wilson: Happy Lent.
Vanessa Carlysle: Happy Lent dear.” – Deadpool.
(Belated) HALLOWEEN SPECIAL PART THREE: Carrie and the Role of Mothers in Horror – FEATURE
“Oh, Billy. Billy. Oh, Billy. Oh, Billy. Billy. Oh, Billy. Oh. Oh, Billy. I hate Carrie White.” – Chris Hargenson (unzipping Billy’s pants and performing oral sex on him), Carrie.
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL PART TWO: Teeth – Review (SPOILERS AHEAD)
“Hardly seems worth it.” – Surgeon (whilst preparing to reattach Ryan’s penis), Teeth.
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL PART ONE: Rosemary’s Baby – Review (SPOILERS AHEAD)
“God is dead! Satan lives!” – Roman Castavet, Rosemary’s Baby.
Fifty Shades of Grey and Female Pleasure – Feature
“I line up the white ball and with a swift clean stroke, hit the center ball of the triangle square on with such force that a striped ball spins and plunges into the top right pocket. I’ve scattered the rest of the balls.” – Anna, Fifty Shades of Grey.