In which I celebrate drunken selfies and drinking alone.
“I must have half the beach in my vagina!” – Frankie, Grace and Frankie.
If I had been organised enough, this blog post would have come out in time for Valentine’s Day and not…
“Mon Mothma: On your own from the age of fifteen; reckless, aggressive, and undisciplined.
Jyn Erso: This is a rebellion, isn’t it? I rebel.” – Rogue One.
“[the one scene where they don’t have sex]
Wade Wilson: Happy Lent.
Vanessa Carlysle: Happy Lent dear.” – Deadpool.
“Oh, Billy. Billy. Oh, Billy. Oh, Billy. Billy. Oh, Billy. Oh. Oh, Billy. I hate Carrie White.” – Chris Hargenson (unzipping Billy’s pants and performing oral sex on him), Carrie.
“Hardly seems worth it.” – Surgeon (whilst preparing to reattach Ryan’s penis), Teeth.
“God is dead! Satan lives!” – Roman Castavet, Rosemary’s Baby.
“I line up the white ball and with a swift clean stroke, hit the center ball of the triangle square on with such force that a striped ball spins and plunges into the top right pocket. I’ve scattered the rest of the balls.” – Anna, Fifty Shades of Grey.
“I think it’s kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a portal, y’know, sort of like, it’s like, like he has a vagina. It’s sort of vaginal, y’know, like he has a, he has a penis AND a vagina. I mean, it’s sort of like… Malkovich’s… feminine side. I like that.” – Lotte, Being John Malkovich.